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Hi.
I go by Kuchisake on here.
I'm obsessed with strange things.
I suck at writing about myself.
Mostly reposting shit.
and such yeye.
why cant america just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit
BEST FOURTH WALL BREAK IN TV HISTORY
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really nothing nicer than someone saying “saw this and thought of you”
unless it’s of a skeleton.
sloth, please get off me, you’re terrifying, I’ll have nightmares..
“i just want a hug.”
ok seriously now. bedtime. someone who would be my cat for this would be nice tho.
This is basically me and my bf …
Today I was stopped in the hallway on my way to class by one of the security guards. She wouldn’t let me go to class and forced me to walk across the school to the main office to have my mom, who by the way was on her way to work, bring me “real pants” because the way I dressed was “sexually provocative.” Because of this I was ten minutes late to class, and after five minutes of actually being in class I was taken back out to be talked to again by the security guard and given my “real pants.”
These shorts are mid-thigh, and I am wearing opaque black tights. Other than my hands and my face, I had no skin showing whatsoever. So tell me, how is this being “sexually provocative?” (reminder: this is a typical american public high school, not a private or religious-oriented school)
The security guard ridiculed me, saying that what I was wearing was inappropriate. I told her that everyday, other girls walk around in skin-tight yoga pants, some even with their thongs clearly showing, and shirts that are see-through. “This is not bad clothing.” I had told her. This security guard plays favorites with the girls on who she does call out and doesn’t call out. On game days, the cheerleaders decide to wear their skirts that barely cover their butts and she doesn’t cal them out at all. She also openly said to my mom “I don’t look at what the boys are wearing, only the girls.”
When my mom came in to bring me the pants, she had a long talk with the security guard. She told my mom that I should know that there is a dress code, and that I should follow it. My mom told her “Maybe there shouldn’t be a dress code if it isn’t monitored consistently. This is double-standards.”
My mom also told her “The only distraction from class that is going on is you are pulling my daughter out of class and keeping her from learning.”
I had to walk up to this security guard to get my long pants, since she was talking to my mom, and my mom said to me sarcastically: “It appears that you are being sexually provocative, darling.”
“Oh yes mama, all the boys are just popping boners everywhere!” I pretended to swoon. We both left, my mom calling back to the security guard: “I didn’t need this today, you know. I need to get to work and I haven’t even showered yet. Good Job.”
The whole ordeal was ridiculous. Girls shouldn’t be ridiculed for wearing shorts. Even so, I was wearing thick tights that you couldn’t see through–much better than just wearing yoga pants. There is no way that what I was wearing could even be considered “sexually provocative.” Plus, anything the boys wear is completely fine in the eyes of the security guard, it’s only what the girls are wearing that are “inappropriate.” Even yoga pants where you can see the thong through it don’t “disrupt class” because nobody cares enough about what a student wears and does not wear, only the security guards.
tl;dr, dress codes are counterproductive and the enforcers cause more disruption for a student’s learning than shorts do.
♬ my sweater tights and mid thigh shorts bring all the boys to the yard ♪
Reminds me of the time this girl in my class who was wearing shorts that went almost to her knees asked to use the restroom, took forever, and came back wearing different pants. She said she got stopped in the hall because her shorts were inappropriate so she changed into her sweatpants for PE. Even our teacher was like “What?” I guess her knees were just really provocative.
Octopus have no real bones in their body, except for a tough beak made from chitin, so they can squeeze into small places when fleeing predators. They’re highly intelligent creatures and have shown to demonstrate observational learning, they’re known for escaping from their aquarium enclosures and occasionally breaking into others for a snack.
Also, captive octopi occasionally show affection to their caretakers after an extended absence.
They’re boneless puppies! <3_<3
WHAT THE FUUUUUUCKKK
I remember hearing a while ago that if its beak can fit through its entire body can
another fun fact, if octopi in captivity get too bored they just stop eating untill they die, thats why you always see them with childrens toys in their aquariums or boxes they have to open
thats also why they try to break out to go somewhere else more interesting
My first one, it was too damn cute to not do! Sandysaur!
Okay so for Spanish we have to do a project about our favorite trip and I couldn’t think of one so I’m just doing The Hangover and photoshopping myself into different screen shots.
omg
OH MY GOD I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW YOU WERE PHOTOSHOPPED IN I JUST THUOGHT SOME GIRL WAS IN THE PHOTO AND I DIDN’T NOTICE IT ORIGINALLY
I hate it when couples talk to each other saying things like, “wuv” or add an unnecessary “-sy” or “-ies”. With an additional, pet name. Like something stupid like “pookie bear” or “cupcake”. I will admit I tried it once with a guy, but I quickly stopped, because I hated to talk like that. Its annoying, and makes me feel like I lost some points off my IQ. >___> Whoever thought it was a good idea to talk like that to someone you’re suppose to be serious about, was probably someone who wasn’t taken seriously and should have bamboo shoots shoved up his fingernails. Just saying. <_____< ~Twisted E.
hah, know the feel.
